Content network and new EU Cookie law

So I’m going to start using this site as a content network, but not just any old spun shite that got spewed out of ALN, 10 links a day BMR and the rest of those networks, but I mean some high quality spam. Hell, I’m going to write that shit myself and squeeze who ever pays me a few rupees to chuck a link in. When i say “i” i dont mean me of course, i mean my computer monkeys. Everything right now is hush hush, need to know basis.. But what i can tell you is this shit is hot, because i will filter links with innocent sites who got linked to the site because they were caught in the firing line, sorry in advance. I want to make sure the Google bods don’t have the foggiest about who chucked me a dime and who didn’t. Trust Spam Hendriks to pull off this one.

On more breaking news: Eu cookie law steps in. We have affiliates and conversion analysts soiling their sundays right now at the peril of the EU policy overlords. It will be good to see the dynamic changes that will occur due to this cock block technique pulled off by the worlds economic (or lackof) figure heads. Race is on now for workaround, and i will be sitting on BHW waiting for it.

Spam out!

Guest posting the SEOMOZ way!

Guest posting is the ability to let another man add his jibe on your site just so you:

1) Add more content

2) Hope his mates will come on your crap site

3) Share mutual backlinks But what they don’t tell you is…..

4. Number 4 is to try and guest post with rogues, because while you tell the world you only do white hat, you know this rogue guest poster will set all his artillery on your site. It’s a cheeky move, that is done by the best of the wolves in sheeps clothing.

It’s like owning a banger (car) and giving it to a mate who you know will write it off because he is one spanner missing and then collecting the insurance payout when he totals it, AND NOT CLAIMING LIABILITY.

If you don’t believe me guys do some research. Open your eyes and get connected. DO what the pros do and don’t get left behind!

For Chelsea Blacker

I mentioned in the weekend I found a way of scraping Facebook. I wasn’t fond of the idea of saying exactly what one of my employees said to me, but because Chelsea Blacker asked me so nicely I will announce that it can be done with scrapebox but modifications have to be done to it. Im not a technical guy, and I never claimed I was. As far as I’m concerned when I’m in dog shit, I pay myself out of it. I remember when I had a massive javascript problem for my clients site, I just paid a guy in Romania $5 and he soprted it out in under 2 hours.

It is a form of business acumen to pay someone to do the jobs you are too valuable to do. I had some banter with SEO’s on twitter about how they feel the ability to learn irrelevant mark up language. I will tell you straight, I am not a geeky coder who will write the next best innovative thing on the web, but I will draw out a strategy and business model to make you buy a house in cash. I like to build start ups and sell them. So when the new kids on the block scream at my ankles about javascript and cool ajax for better functionality I pat them on their heads and say, you would make a a good employee.